she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
i think my cat just said my name.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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