I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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