Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Please, let me fuck your mom
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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