She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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