Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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