The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I just pynch a tree in the face
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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