i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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