I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Randomize