She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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