You made me cry and you don't even care
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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