2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
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