sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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