dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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