I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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