Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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