Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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