Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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