Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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