Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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