just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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