There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Then you guys just all showered together...?
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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