This girl is more easily done than said...
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
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