problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
