Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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