And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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