You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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