Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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