Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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