Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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