i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Randomize
