Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
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