TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
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