Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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