youre lurking in front of me
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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