She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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