All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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