Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
Randomize
