Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I want her autograph on my taint
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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