he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
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