i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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