I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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