You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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