Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
you guys were way drunker than both of me
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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