She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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