She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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