At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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