Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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