maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
Randomize
