I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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