belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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