Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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