I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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