You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
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Oh Jesus.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
You should frame my arrest warrant.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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