morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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