On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
im having a threesome with these popsicles
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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