Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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