Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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